Ohraleipä otti, nyt viimein huomattiin:
on kives päätynyt pussihukan säkkiin
Louhikäärme näyn näki,sen julki lausui:
"Mikä pientä oli se suureksi paisui"

Ei loista enää aurinko, sen kives jo nielaissut on
Visvainen palli ei rauhaa suo, verinen silmä valkeuden tuo

Kuolema karvainen saapunut viimein
takaa tähtien maasta varjojen
kohtalo kaikkien

Ruskean pilven alla kaikki mädäntyy,
kermaisella sateella maa limaan peittyy

Haavi kädessänsä nazgul etsii kivestänsä,
halki avaruuden kiitää kunnes pallinsa hän löytää
Kaakiltansa irroitettiin pää ja siitä sumu...

Choir of Good Knights:
For the Passion, the Love and the Truth,
Ride the knights on their cause for good!

The Knights join their forces for the causes of good
With Bearded Druids from the Northern Woods;
Servants of Bolloter, visions from Mushroom High

The Knights with druidian magic in their hands
Plan their vengeance upon enemies of the land
Against Sir Mollusc's evil band
Twelve knights, Ulvar commands

The Archdruid knows the secret of evil men
Hiding in their forbidding castle den
Before the dawn, Ulvar must ride,
Fight ground, at Krockelschnide

Now healed Ulvar to his fate went riding
And out came the Unicorns
Which had been meanwhile in their hiding
With some tasty acorns

Unicorns:
Takatakataaa...

Choir of Börjedriel's Swamp Things:
Gallop! Gallop! Proud Unicorns!
Strike with your shining horns!
Running, running, across the plains
Over the mountains to save the day

A hundred Unicorns together came
led by Starhoove and Pinkymane

The slimy pond hides a rubbery faeryslut
Pours you a barrel of pee and it's no clean deal
Tears your balls apart by heart
Mustard up the arse and lights you up like Lardby

Ulvar (now wounded):
Cure bleeding from my meatloaf, my heart
Shit fries around my innards from outwards
So I fall upon my bratwursts my knees
Before my sweet swampqueen oh Börjedriel

The Plead of Ulvar:
I ask for your love to heal me.
For I'm so wounded, I am so very wounded
And it hurts me, oh it hurts me
The Doomlance has cut me deep...
My scars are deep, oh oh so deep

Your...

"Narrowly escaping the bloodsoaked plains of Krockelschnide
Thus avoiding The Holy Sword of Truth
And a just fate in the hands of the Knights of Courage
Sir Mollusc now journeys through the Gnome Pathways
Towards the underground city of Pièrru
Ruled by the Sorcerous Order of Dark Moustache..."

Rooted in the Pits of Hell
Lies Magic City of the Spells
Dirty old men grab their balls,
send fire from the Twilight Hall
Will-o-Wisps set the show

As a gift some boys are sent...
Oh no, they're on their knees until they're spent!
Undead skeletons fuck their heads,
molest their brains until they're...

Roska-auton kitaan ihmiset tungetaan,
ne aivan mössöksi jauhetaan

Murskaantuu...
Pilpustuu...
Musertuu...
Roska-auto rusentaa!

Kaikki meni vikaan, ihmiset poistetaan
ne kissanruuaksi rouhitaan

Suolet sinkoaa, leuat louskuttaa
Ei säästy kukaan, ei kukaan

Stigande ljuset från de djupaste gruvor
Rymden skakar när Svarta Lorden bölar
Dagen för klagovisor har till sist kommit

Ängel av ljuset
Fördärva!
Mästar av mörkhet...
Saattan!

Fjordarnas svarta torsk
Porsgrunnens mörka makter
Stank ut ur Helvetet

Jorden till ruiner med greppen i järnhandsken
Överlorden skall fördärva allt han ser
Arma människor är fördömd till evighet