Evil Wizard Discover Power of Shit

Evil Wizard | 29.07.2007 | --
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Young sewer inspector explore northwest city sewers to find out what cause evil smell that terrorize city. stumble upon what look like abandoned cave camp. sewer inspector hear evil laugh in distance! HAHAHA! OH HORROR! CAMP NOT ABANDON! Shitmonster rise from stinking sewage piles of shit!

Sewer inspector try run away1 But evil shitlord of foul stench of badness(!) shoot shitbeam of death to paralyze inspector! inspector suffocate in shit! HORRIBLE DEATH! evil wizard laugh sympathetically! hihihi! With help of evil wizard shitlegion find sewer pipe to surface to ground of city! evil wizard is initiated in secret power of SHIT! Shitmonster start to leak into every sewer pipe of city! SHITMONSTER RISE EVERYWHERE! WHAT SHITTERY IS THIS?!?!??!

Old man is taking shit in toilet! Is about to flush! but see shit turn into horrible abomination! excrement golem rise toilet! forces himself down old man's throat! Man try scream but only manage gurgle with shit in mouth! Shitmonster clog brains and lungs! old man possessed! BURST TO PIECES!

In streets shitmonsters and possess human run amok! STINKING HELL! Horse shit turn mighty steed for shit cavalry! Cavalry impale hundred citizens! Royal guard helpless! Half of force already possessed! Shitlord drown thousands of citizen in floods of shit! Evil wizard show new shitpower and summon cloud of fart gas to poison city boss!! Suddenly thousands of zombie and skeleton soldiers swarm in city gates! Use torches and shit gas to explode city to rubble! City in panic! HORROR! Beautiful palace drenched in bad black shit! Power of shit triumph! Good force dead!

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!

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