hahahahahhahahahahahahahaa! Evil wizard have plan! Make bosses for his warrior horde of undead unholy zombies and skeletons! nominate sexual skeleton master of death to General Boss! he control six skeleton demon bosses with army of hundred undeads! wizard command new force to stop humans in wintersnow pass in northwest kingdom! wizard laugh! HOHOHOHO!
After week of travel undead rabble horde confront human force! battle commence immediately (to arms, my brethren!)! undead demon skeleton warrior bosses have trouble command own troops in combat! no undead soldier understand meaning of command or boss (HÄ?!)! undead force fight and run around like headless UNDEAD chicken!
General boss decide punish stupid insolent horde! butcher nearest zombie soldier! undead horde misunderstand punishment (AHAA!)! begin slaughtering each other! skeleton general boss sigh and start butcher own horde!
Humans speechless! undeads stupider than human peoples! watch destruction in amusement (hihihihehehhihihe) while human bosses sigh in relief! humans begin search way out of wintersnow pass! evil wizard laugh (buhahahaa)! alter mountains and passes to impossible labyrinth! humans trapped in endless desert of white powder SNOW (PLZ NOOOO)! die in hypothermia! EVIL FORCE DEFEATED1 GOOD FORCE DEAD! FREEZE! FREEZE! FREEZE!
.....and only boss who survive is kommando boss! decide not to join battle! Hihihihihihihihii!

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