FLYING SCORPIONS

Flying Scorpion < flai-jing skor-pii-oon-z > ( Hirvikaerpaenen : Lipoptena Cervi ) - After the nuclear catastrophy of Tshernobyl 26.th of april 1986 a new insect mutation was born, the Flying Scorpions. These insects, appr. 5 mm in length, have been spreading from their birthplace 60 km every year, and will soon cover the whole earth if we are not carefull. The Flying Scorpion lives mainly during the autumn, and this is why they are a great plague and pest for innocent mushroom hunters, but very recently they have also been spotted in various tropical mushroom fields. The Flying scorpion rubs its wings together during flight, resulting in a sound resembling a trance inducing song of sirens, making people dance, resulting often in death from overdancing.. The typical victim exposed to a Flying Scorpion attack is a young, colourfully dressed being, with eyes pointing into several different directions. If action to prevent them from spreading is not taken as soon as possible, this hypnotic sound of the Flying Scorpions will soon polute the whole earth and intergalactic atmosphere.. After Spreading Over The Border Into finland, The Sound Of The Scorpions Quickly Overtook The Minds Of Many Electronic Musicians, Two Of Who Couldn´t Resist The Temptation Of Spreading The Sound Even Further Into Their Surrounding Digital Atmospheres. These Two Beings: Pepe Kosminen ( Squaremeat ) & Tim Thick ( Texas Faggott ) Form The Flying Scorpion Family Together With Occasional Help From Fellow Brothers In Sound: Francoise Faggott And Pentti Slayer.