Kung-Fu Zombies: How To Be a Complete Bastard


He drives on mayor's wheels / gaining bad publicity
He hits the local news / crime rates rise enormously
He doesn't ever get nailed / daddy bails him out every time
He hits the city's streets / lookin' forward to start a fight...
...every night!

HE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO BE / TO BE A COMPLETE BASTARD BABY
HE'LL GIVE NEW MEANING TO "MEAN" / A TOTAL FUCK OFF HUSTLER BABY

He's high on every drug / ever known to mankind
He's filled with speed, pills & booze / bless the sucker who's next in line

HE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO BE / TO BE A COMPLETE BASTARD BABY
HE'LL GIVE NEW MEANING TO MEAN / A TOTAL FUCK OFF HUSTLER BABY