Well, Izzi-boy told me that I should write a punk song
But how can I do with it with the jazzy chords like these?
Another guy claimed that rock’n’roll is dying
So why should even go trying to please these kids?

I don’t want my name in history
Just keep on writing ‘cos I see
I shouldn’t be working on
another stupid AOR song

Pu-punk song, pu-punk song
This is my pu-punk song
Pu-punk song, pu-punk song
This is my pu-punk song

This is my pu-punk song
This is my pu-punk song

Well, Makes69 said that I should make a record
But how can I do it with a crappy name like this?
My street credibility just isn’t up to standards
My image needs a boost if wanted to make it big

But I don’t want my name in history
Just keep on rocking ‘cos I see
I’m not just dreaming on
I’m the writer of the pu-punk song