Suck my tiny dick and eat a bag of shit
Your kiss is poisonous, like a snake's
But your claws are sharp and ready to hit
When the venomous kitten finally wakes

I don't need a credit card
To tell you that there won't be
A kitty stream tonight
Cause you never do it for me

Yet you're somehow always late
I don't know how you do it mate

Play better games bitch
Or I won't stick around
To see you throw horribly
The next Overwatch round

There's no Devil May Cry or Worms 4
Yet I'm paying you like a whore

Suck my tiny dick
Eat a bag of shit
Venomous kitten
A toxic midget Brit

I don't know what's wrong with me
Cause I keep looking for her
Maybe I'm waiting for a miracle
This game's a ResidentSleeper

I did know she might actually be Welsh
I could tell by the way she smells

Break it down and back it up
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
But you know what ain't easy?
Watching your stream and staying awake

And in the end I've never been nice
Yet you count me as one you guys