X Tolerance Zero: Chapter I - The Tale Begins


Chapter I - The Tale Begins

Narrator:
This is a story of a man and a horrible, terrible, bloodthirsty beast
the name of the beast was... Ben Affleck.

Only one man could stop the beast and his evil minion George W. Bush from destroying and raping the planet.
The name of this brave soul was James Hetfield, together with his trusty partner Lars Ulrich
these brave men had the courage to rise and oppose the evil powers.
The battles were great and gory.
This is only what remains to the later generations, so listen carefully my child.
For this is something that cant be forgotten.
So sit tight, pay attention and learn.
For this is the the battle against all evil.