MAX AND THE MURDERERS

lyrics written by MAX MURDER
all instruments, COWBELL and vocals by MAX MURDER

lyrics written by JOHN WHENMO
all instruments and vocals by MAX MURDER

lyrics written by MAX MURDER
all instruments and vocals by MAX MURDER

SING-IT-YOURSELF KARAOKE EDIT! INSTANT PARTY HIT!

Lyrics:

OOH AAH WHAT'S THAT SOUND
IS IT MY GUT GOING ROUND AND ROUND

OOH AAH OOH MY GUT
TERRIBLE SOUNDS COMING FROM MY BUTT

OH AAH MY TUMMY IS ACHIN'
I FART SO LOUD THAT THE GROUND IS SHAKIN'

UH OWW I THINK I'M GONNA SPLIT
I THINK I'LL DIE AND THIS IS IT

IT'S SALMONELLA CHICKEN BABY
SALMONELLA CHICKEN BABY
SALMONELLA CHICKEN BABY

OH DOCTOR WHAT IS WRONG
DID I SMOKE TOO MUCH OF THAT BONG

OH DOCTOR HELP ME PLEASE
GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THIS PAIN TO EASE

SO THE DOKTOR GAVE ME A PILL
AND SAID THAT IT WILL CURE THIS ILL

HE SAID THAT...

SING-IT-YOURSELF KARAOKE EDIT! INSTANT PARTY HIT!

Lyrics:

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT WHAT YOU EAT
BECAUSE THE POISON MAY BE IN YOUR MEAT
WHEN DEAD ANIMALS BEGIN TO ROT
THEN A HUNGRY MAN MUST THINK AND STOP

REMEMBER:
THERE AIN'T NO CURE FOR THE BOTULIN BLUES
SO IF YOU ARE GIVEN - GIVEN THE CHANGE TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN A VEGETABLE SOUP AND ANIMAL MEAT
DON'T CHOOSE THE ONE THAT RHYMES WITH NEAT

YOU KNOW, NO DOCTOR CAN CURE BOTULIN ILL
IT CAN EVEN BE USED BY SOMEONE TO KILL
NASTY BOTULIN CAUSES FOOD POISONING TO YOU
IT CAN COME TO ANY MEAT EATER NO MATTER WHO!!

REMEMBER:
THERE AIN'T NO CURE FOR...