Jingle Bells

Englanti kärsii vähä suomalaista dilemmaa, mutta eiköhä se kuulu just asiaan.
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Mashing throught the meat
With A two hand rusty sword
Thousand virgins we kill
Rape'em all the time
The wits on cocktail brain
They take our spirits away
O What fun it is to feast with a slave on you lap

Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in
O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade
Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in
O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade

Slug or two remain
I thought I'd end myself
Then miss Reaper appears
Sat right next to me
Shyness hit me hard
She said she wouldn't care
Just would laugh and take me to the pits of Hell, HOE!

Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in
O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade
Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in
O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade