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Ted Nugentti II
2422 viestiä
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#2 kirjoitettu
21.06.2012 22:11
Hi this is vaara-danzig. I've played this guitar, and I tell you now this is once in a lifetime offer. Now folks, let me introduce to the wonderfull world of Aria. Aria is Power. Aria is POWERFUL. This particular Aria will give YOU power. It is enchanted with south-karelian kiljusorcery, to give you that edge you need to turn yourself into generic Steve Vai-clone.
When you'll buy this guitar, I mean GUITAR, from this gentleman over here, you will not only buy guitar, you are buying POWER, and MAGIC, and insurance of long healthy career as a true rock musician.
And for a short time only, if you buy this instrument in the next 24 hours, you will, I repeat, you WILL get a free can of kilju-magic potion. Short time only, limited offer, you'll by one of these motherfuckers, you'll get 3 ARIA PROs for the PRICE OF ONE. You'll also get a nice little scale model, miniature Aria, made exclusively of sperm and ear wax of the seller, complete with a solid gold neclace. Something to wear with that little evening dress you so like to wear for that rock star next door, forgetting your own stupid nerd husband and tasting some real man.. SOrry what I was talking about again, yes, ok you're a MALE buyer, ok, yes;
Now listen up people. I have something important to tell you. I. me. I, Poor man's Danzig, have myself played this particular guitar with my bare hands. And I tell you now, It gave me powers only god knows. It gave me powers beyond human understanding. If you want to impress your friends, if you have a sweet little lady coming over for that beer+pizza dinner, you go ahead, buy this guitar. Sure, I'd do that. AAAAAH--HAHAHAAA! Buy now andele andele!
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BVR
20337 viestiä
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#3 kirjoitettu
22.06.2012 00:33
Vara-Danzig kirjoitti:
Hi this is vaara-danzig. I've played this guitar, and I tell you now this is once in a lifetime offer. Now folks, let me introduce to the wonderfull world of Aria. Aria is Power. Aria is POWERFUL. This particular Aria will give YOU power. It is enchanted with south-karelian kiljusorcery, to give you that edge you need to turn yourself into generic Steve Vai-clone.
When you'll buy this guitar, I mean GUITAR, from this gentleman over here, you will not only buy guitar, you are buying POWER, and MAGIC, and insurance of long healthy career as a true rock musician.
And for a short time only, if you buy this instrument in the next 24 hours, you will, I repeat, you WILL get a free can of kilju-magic potion. Short time only, limited offer, you'll by one of these motherfuckers, you'll get 3 ARIA PROs for the PRICE OF ONE. You'll also get a nice little scale model, miniature Aria, made exclusively of sperm and ear wax of the seller, complete with a solid gold neclace. Something to wear with that little evening dress you so like to wear for that rock star next door, forgetting your own stupid nerd husband and tasting some real man.. SOrry what I was talking about again, yes, ok you're a MALE buyer, ok, yes;
Now listen up people. I have something important to tell you. I. me. I, Poor man's Danzig, have myself played this particular guitar with my bare hands. And I tell you now, It gave me powers only god knows. It gave me powers beyond human understanding. If you want to impress your friends, if you have a sweet little lady coming over for that beer+pizza dinner, you go ahead, buy this guitar. Sure, I'd do that. AAAAAH--HAHAHAAA! Buy now andele andele!
Mie en oikeesti muista millo mie oisin nauranu näin paljon, viimeeks pitkän aikaa sit mie sain räkänaurut siit et "mist tietää et vedenpinta on korkeel - aki sirkesalo nousee lavalle". Mut kuitenkin, ostakaa nyt tuo skebaba vittuu ennenku miun luota varastetaan se divari-GD:n toimesta.
ONLY today: skeba laukun kanssa 250 jutkuruplaa. ymärileikatuille 269 euroa ja tummaihoisille 999 euroa. vammaset saa kuvitteellisen päärynän. naiset joutuu tiskaamaan ja maksamaan 245 kotelon kanssa.
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