I believe in human kindness, I believe that we are blessed
I believe that the pyramids are built by an alien race.

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He is just so naive, he has IQ 53
Not the greatest mind but free and an ounce insanity

I believe in the president, and his talk of peace
I believe in life out there, and the moon is made of cheese

(chorus)
He is...

I believe the rich are helping, everyone who's poor
I know Madonna's never faking and that I know for shure

(chorus)
He is...