JEWSATAN IN MY CAR

Satan's life turned into misery
No friends left and a dead wife
one night he meets the Rabbi
bearded man offers him new life

Who's that in my car?
and what's he doing to me?
Jewsatan in my car!
Trying to circumcise me!

Sweaty taxi-driver pleasing himself
enjoying illegal erotic pleasures
The Jew comes in with a sharp knife
A whispering voice asks for a ride

(JewSatan):
"My dead wife, please come back to me"
but Satanic love was not meant to be
(Wife):
"I'll be honest with you, don't be mad
dear Satan, in bed you're just really bad"

Satan decides she has gone too far
The world is destroyed in a nuclear war
Cabbie escapes with the Jew in his car
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