Hey girl, did you see me on the telly?
Or were you with your friends or were you scratching on you belly?
'cause I can't see you cry
No chance, even if I had a villa
A big ass boat with all the finest supplies
You're on my mind

Hey girl, now would you tell if there's anyone that ever really made your day?
Have you ever seen the white Pelé?

Hey lad, you think you're special 'cause your mama said so?
Keep dreaming, sleep in teams and do as you're told
She'll save your soul
She could seduce you in a jiffy
But she's more like Molly and you know that you're sissy
And I can't see you smile

Hey girl...