Desert Balls


[Chorus]
Cactus in my ass and broken legs
Doesn’t really matter ‘cause I’ve got no “eggs”
All I really long for is passionate sex –
no balls –
complex?

Well…
There was a time when I used to eat
living coyotes and buffalo meat
shoot some tin cans when in anxious mood
and searching for oil with morning wood

[Pre-Chorus]
Desert balls – my balls
Desert balls – your balls
Desert balls – huge balls

[Chorus]

Well…
One day I entered an old saloon
and there I saw a shining moon
It belonged to sheriff fucking a girl
I shot that guy and drank some ööl

[Pre-Chorus & Chorus]

Well…
In good old days I hunted for rednecks
and in canyon I made some anal sex
Once I’ve visited Niagara Falls
and twice rolled home like desert balls

[Pre-Chorus & Chorusx3]