Relaxative: Addicted To Laxatives


Here we go again!
2 a.m.
Internet
Pork sword in my grasp
I can't get myself off these days unless I'm watching scat
I used to watch it for a laugh
Now it's something more
It has consumed my very life
Turned me into a poo porn whore
Everyday becomes more of the same
Eat some laxatives and knock around my dick
Trembling
Can't cum until the pills kick in
Embrace the sweet release
While wallowing in shit
Once you get used to the smell
It's the best thing this side of hell
Nothing can beat the contrast
Of exploding from both cock and ass
As you can see
It's been a while since girls have talked to me
I've become addicted to these laxatives
I take them even when I'm not jacking
All I do is fucking shit
I need help
No more dinner dates
No dating at all
No long line ups anywhere
No walking dogs
No more sitting still
No more exercise
No more anything at all
Except jerking off and drawing flies
It has consumed my whole life
A daily dose of heaven
It's like being in a trance
But it's hard to find love
When you're always trying to not shit your pants
I'm always eating take out
can't shop for groceries
I'm always wearing diapers
I hardly ever sleep
I'm tired of being all alone
These pills have got to stop
Unless I find a girl
Who's into defecating while on top
Everyday becomes more of the same
Eat some laxatives and knock around my dick
Trembling
Can't cum until the pills kick in
Embrace the sweet release
While wallowing in shit
Addicted to laxatives
This is how I live
Grab my dick and take a shit