(Sanat: Turun Viikinki)

Joey DeMaio sits
on his metal throne
There he rules hell
and sons of mortal men

Aaa-aa, metal to the world
Ooo-oo, steel to the bold
Faithful, meet now the lord
Overlord, will sound the call

His mighty commandments
are carved in stone
All will obey or they will
be buried in filth

Burps.