Pop No Harm: Caesar Has No Shirt!


Caesar has no shirt
riding on a horse
everybody knows
it's not a tour de force.
Face-lift of the worst kind
how could he think it's cool?
The reins of racing Teslas
are laughing at the fool.

Caesar Caesar without a shirt
Too often without a shirt
Caesar has no shirt
a shriveled spud
Caesar has no shirt
a sour Scud
Caesar has no shirt
pitiful in the coldest blood.

Caesar has no shirt
posing with a fish
everybody sees
two carp breams on a dish.
He looks like really needy
he should have eaten more
quite sure his low blood sugar
has made him start a war.

Caesar Caesar without a shirt...

Caesar has no shirt
a rifle in his hand
we see a psychopath
from the hinterland.
He dreams to be The Great
we will know him as The Small
his fathers built his realm
he's the father of its fall.

Caesar Caesar without a shirt...