I'm a dragon slayer
I ride a unicorn
my sword is the biggest of 'em all

I'm on another level
I'm the alpha male
if you try to beat me
you will fail

iron muscles, balls of steel
bring me your daughter and I'll make her squeal

the killer and the lover
the legend to become
when you need the best
I am the one

last night I had the strangest dream
a bunch of pussies yellin' at me
something about my masculinity
being toxic
I don't get it
so I killed 'em all in the most peculiar ways
and then I woke up laughing