SYY FIILIS

Neito Akava Camp tiskin, mut hymyllänsä viettelee
sanoo tule lähemmäksi, ja kättäni hipaisee
kysyy nähdäänkö illalla, luona AY-grillin
ja vihdoin kun ilta koittaa, hän sylissäni mua kehoittaa:

Liity omiesi joukkoon
Susta kyllä huolehditaan
Sen jo Yodakin meille sanoi
Olkoon liitto kanssasi!

:: Syy Fiilis, mä tunnen sen poltteen sisälläin,
tää on Syy Fiilis, mä jo fuksisyksynä sen sain.
Syy Fiilis, mä tunnen sen poltteen sisälläin,
tää on Syy Fiilis ::

Vihdoin kun valmistuin, mua työkkäri odotti
Jäsenyys työttömyyskassan, mua silloin lohdutti
Nyt...

a) Death

Nurse: "Doctor! It seems that our patient is brain dead."
Doctor: "My god man! You're right! Let's pull the plug."
EKG: "Bleep."

b) Reincarnation

Hallucinator: "My friends. I'm coming back to you, yes I am. So please don't be afraid of the darkness, it will soon be over."

Unicorn choir: "He's coming back to us to lay our enemies in to dust. He's coming back to us to destroy everything that threaten us. He's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back to us.."

c) Battle

Unicorn Commander: "No mercy for enemies is shown. Blood will spill, the moor grows red. Bring me the...

A unicorn walked to me / and said don't be afraid / I have some terrible news / from a distant land far beyond / the hunters are taking us one by one / me I have lost my son / please help us you are our only hope to survive

Don't worry you are just hallucinating, I'm not here to harm you / Don't worry you are just hallucinating, I'm not here at all / Don't worry you are just hallucinating, I'm only inside your head

Prepare for war if you want peace / said the elder unicorn to me / as we rode to the battle of steel / I felt a stinging in my heart / I was lifted up to the sky / I saw a...