Mr. Coalchalk

He was notoriously infamous for viewing society through his adorned looking-glass. In the process, he discovered a plethora of ancient civilizations, the other more radiant than the next. The civilizations were purple and nice with bright strands of blissful lettuce-light that shone brightly during the moist summer nights.

His name was Mr. Coalchalk, the curious adventurer / anthropologist / poem.